Hunchback I open up my mac book pro
pop up says to update and i just click no
Oh my Josh Watkins Where'd the time go?
Yo I wanna see some memes with some sub-par jokes
Open up Mozilla and fulfill my wildest dreams
Don't ever reveal it, I delete my history

4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon thats all I'm on is
4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon
Occasionally I change the page to see if something cool is up on Facebook
There never is, I close the tab and I go back to being on

4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon thats all I'm on is
4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon
Occasionally I change the page to see if something cool is in my inbox
There never is, I close the tab and I go back to being on

Someone please kill me!
My carpal tunnel's building and my eyes are slowly wilting away
I'm in the butthole of the internet
Please please please
Don't Ever Go If You Ain't Been There Yet

I Can Haz a Cheezburger
ROFLCOPTER Condisending Willy Wonka Bieber post
Trolling to the uttermost
Nyan Cat Philosaraptor Rage guy sneers
Xibit pimpin shit and Boromir exhibits fear

DONT MESS WITH FOOTBALL

4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon thats all I'm on is
4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon
Occasionally I change the page to see if something cool is up on Facebook
There never is, I close the tab and I go back to being on

4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon thats all I'm on is
4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon
Occasionally I change the page to see if something cool is in my inbox
There never is, I close the tab and I go back to being on