Fuckin weirdo like R Crumb
rizzely gooey lookin disney movie dumbo fishy forest gump gumbo
stay depressed in the south west side of Humboldt
I stick out like icicles i scream like out of Boredoms

o sucker. you know thats not my name you muthafucka
pants floodin gangstabilly drive by trucker
i'm an awkward doctor singing opera operating ovulating broads
potters sight a wand malaria sick magic mana
fest

infect reveal my presence in your essence
and leave an imprint on your thalamus
disconcert your pallet make your face turn with disgust
you bring out the gray i'll break away like bits of rust

i knew its too good to be true
a dude like me with you
thats like a quadriplegic finishing a rubix cube
thats like some baggy jean shorts fitting up on skinny dudes
no. thats like a dude named nnamdi ending up with you

i treated you like perfection improved but
like jenga you were only interested in what you could remove
took my heart and chopped it moderately to consume
I shoulda seen this shit coming like a big dude hunting a moose
that dick cheneys loose

its not like i'm not used to getting shit on
(anal bead Cleveland steamer) every body get on
host a roller coaster called the mutha fucking shit show
usedd from the get go

take advantage of me like a klepto
drowning feeling whistle jethro
carpal tunnel bitch i'll never let go
what i heard you say the day i knew i was you played me like an arcade
here's a couple quarters for your fucking game

I'm kinda WEIRD but
I dont care what they say bout me
I'd rather be a weirdo than a lie in someones earhole
i'm like fuck fuck fuck em

I'm kinda WEIRD but
I dont care what they say bout me
i'd rather be a loser than an abuser like you
i'm like fuck fuck fuck em

I wanna blast off
i think i might be an alien
think of living big tom hanks on the daily
john stewart publically amusing all the viewers
martha stewart. couger kabob gettin skewered

uncomortable lately everywhere
thought i'd grow out of it, baby wear
watch all of the ladys stare but not out of affection
but like i'm a fucking defect on their world full of perfection

Ogled over her dimensions
finally build up courage to go talk and break the tension
mention random shit like doctor octagon vs. aquaman
conversations pretty awkward man.

why even bother and get
no response. she must've not heard it so i repeat.
no she fuckin heard it she's just choosing to ignore me
hang my head in defeat. stare at my feet. confidence re-
boostin take another crack like houston

finally pays attention when i
ask if she like parliament 'oh you have a cigarette?'
no i'm talkin bootsy collins
you like henry rollins?
I see the black flag back patch sewed on to your back pack.
fucking awesome.

we hit it off.
but if i knew that you were so abusive i'd of offed the hitch
and spun around like circle pit
thought you were a doll
thought we were adults
but now you acting crazy like you joined some shady cult

i heard you on the telephone talking to your mother
saying Nnamdi? no he's not my significant other mom
naw he's kinda weird and not even slightly
the type of dude i'd ever even want to have like me

incompatible. always getting mad at bullshit.
incompatible. glad we called it quits

You were born in a mansion. I was born black trash
I new this shit was never gonna last

I'm kinda WEIRD but
I dont care what they say bout me
I'd rather be a weirdo than a lie in someones earhole
i'm like fuck fuck fuck em

I'm kinda WEIRD but
I dont care what they say bout me
i'd rather be a loser than an abuser like you
i'm like fuck fuck fuck em