Awkward and silly feeling
spilling a million objects
accidentally stumbling and tripping
bumping into and squashing shit
carpet always washing it
expensive art dont bother with
my life is a one man mosh pit

grab a stick of glue a piece of adhesive or sticky goo
and rubberband a bandage to my hand and hand me something new
for christs sake why does everything that i like break?
hands made of jello
such a clumsy fellow

I drop shit
unconsciously
the opposite of cautious? me,
my palms exist like ostrich lips
preposterous their costliness

(I've got the worlds fattest hands)

this little piggy had a seizure
the other four forget what they are for and start to freeze up (FUCK!)

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I cant even hold myself up
(are you wasted brah?)
Nah mang this is just juice in my cup

ribs and hips and hands are split from
falling over hard as shit
it sucks you see how mad i'm getting
trip and slip its never ending

even picked on by the teachers
school they called me sausage fingers
mad I shout some hostile preverbs
louder than a gospel singer

I drop shit unconsciously
the opposite of cautious? me
my palms exist like ostrich lips
preposterous their costliness
my hands are made of elbows
and my elbows made of gelatin


I have no control over my limbs
I cant stand up straight
I'm so clumsy just look at my hands
take up too much space

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