You got stupid on your face
go wipe it off
man you look really dumb
Ha ha ha ha

The name is J Nix
And I'm bored of the dicks
Got wise to their tricks
So their plans I deep six
I kill
Out in Wrigleyville
With my skill drop a bill
Watch this dude pop a pill

No fear I got craft beer
enjoy like a Floyd
while you try to go to bed
with Dogfish Head
by the stroke of two
you'll wish you were dead
Thin redhead fled
You're a pony I'm a thoroughbred

Smiling,
girlfriend's lying,
"He's never like this!!!1!"
bite tongue, hold the diss

She's leaning toward the door
while your ass is on the floor
and you could call her a whore
but that would be poor… judgement

You're out of yr element
so repent,
fix the dent
in the side of your brain
that retains your name.
Less consumption,
remember how to function

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you got real drunk AND
and fell asleep AND THEN
then you threw up GROSS
it kinda reeked BADLY

conscious your not (BUT YOU'RE)
sprawled on my couch (SO I)
I grabbed my marker
and drew wieners on your mouth

ink blacker than Roker. must be from Markham
I'mma crazy joker MAN.. send me to Arkham
I regret lettin you stay and Want your keester out my place
To expedite it I decided I did write it on your face