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BOO TEA NWAR
01:12
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The dream doors on the outer edge of his non malignant brain tumor crept open slowly and in poured a dim yellowish light immediately followed by the striking silhouette of a being who's proportions danced beyond the tip of perfection.
His bucktooth smile widened accompanying his hazy eyes that were unwilling to move away from what without a doubt the reason his measly life was allowed to continue up until this very moment...
Her....
Without breaking away from her well organized bipedal movements, she posed while still managing to keep her face engulfed in the shadows.
The burning sensation in his stomach was both a response to the dairy consumed earlier and anticipation of more dairy to come.
Unkempt facial hair hair and awkward attempts at conversation easily gave away his weaknesses, yet he still made obvious his yearning for physical contact with his immovable gaze on the seductive display.
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5 O'CLOCK SHADOW
01:42
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HAIR GROWING FROM EVERY ORIFICE
PILED ON WE COULD USE A FORK LIFT
Were all of your mirrors misplaced?
A comb wouldn't cut it but a razor might have done it
if you used about a hundred or so
your beard is sloppy though and more
absorbent than a spoungie mop knotted up
there aint enough room for another to grow. OH NO.
I dream about that booty every day
and I'm so distraught that I forgot to shave.
i haven't shaved for days
because there is no one left for me to impress since you left
Shave off your beard
Clean out your ears
Open your eyes
Open your eyes and see that Booty.
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BED (Skit)
02:21
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4. |
ICE CREAM (Banana Split)
03:31
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Baby I never wanna leave you
But i'm a women that has needs too
Just suck it up and say your sorry
and baby i'll stay with you
and I'll say to you
Eff it lets go and get ice cream
Hey bub where have you been?
It's hot as hell! Damn. I thought we were friends.
I thought you loved me I thought you'd understand
Go to the store, buy your fan
You didnt now i'm trippin like I'm falling down stairs
I dont wanna fight, I just want a little air
She screams. I scream. Like bub, let's get ice cream
Ok ok love I get it. Your pissed off like a slow kid peeing
but it's to hard to fight, lets reason
and if you can't do that i'm leaving
Eff it lets go and get ice cream
I don't wanna argue 'bout dumb shit anymore
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5. |
KLUMSY
02:52
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Awkward and silly feeling
spilling a million objects
accidentally stumbling and tripping
bumping into and squashing shit
carpet always washing it
expensive art dont bother with
my life is a one man mosh pit
grab a stick of glue a piece of adhesive or sticky goo
and rubberband a bandage to my hand and hand me something new
for christs sake why does everything that i like break?
hands made of jello
such a clumsy fellow
I drop shit
unconsciously
the opposite of cautious? me,
my palms exist like ostrich lips
preposterous their costliness
(I've got the worlds fattest hands)
this little piggy had a seizure
the other four forget what they are for and start to freeze up (FUCK!)
Texan grease bucket chum lumber top hat porridge veal spoon
I cant even hold myself up
(are you wasted brah?)
Nah mang this is just juice in my cup
ribs and hips and hands are split from
falling over hard as shit
it sucks you see how mad i'm getting
trip and slip its never ending
even picked on by the teachers
school they called me sausage fingers
mad I shout some hostile preverbs
louder than a gospel singer
I drop shit unconsciously
the opposite of cautious? me
my palms exist like ostrich lips
preposterous their costliness
my hands are made of elbows
and my elbows made of gelatin
I have no control over my limbs
I cant stand up straight
I'm so clumsy just look at my hands
take up too much space
Texan grease bucket chum lumber top hat
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6. |
CRUNCHY TWERK
02:51
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HOW CRUNCHY IS YOUR TWERK IS?!?
3000 CROUTONS!
APPLES 49 CENT
3000 CROUTONS!
HUNGRY GO EAT A BRICK
3000 CROUTONS!
EAT A WHOLE CHURCH BITCH
3000 CROUTONS!
I got a bag full of old bread Put it on a salad
I got yr girl sanging like she in a power BALLAD
So get to hustlin' with the mustard the salami and the mayonnaise
quitters done brung the lettuce
And Nnamdi'll prolly make you spread yr legs
I hate to be misleading
but is that type of soup in season
groupies screamin' twerk proceedings
touchin' hands fr stupid reasons
Drag it back to have a snack
Need girls to taste like apple jacks
Plus a couple caps to blast
and have a salad after that
On an italian ranch surrounded by a thousand isalnds
extra virgins blue cheese on a creamy french caeser
And this Russian Honey, Dijon told her friend Ginger to give me a Hummus
Then Louis moved back to Tahini and went Wafu on a taco.
Enough romaine and ho trains to end terrorism
grab a box of croutons and find some girls and share it with 'em
Get twenty old bananas, Both Scotts, Bayo and Bacula
Cram them all into the trunk part of a '97 accura
and shake it, shake, shake itm shake it like an overdose victim...
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Yo she got dat dreidel booty
know i'm funna spin it
blue cheese bowl a soup shawty packin spinach
booty density intense for me but i still try to manage it
old bread chopped and spiced. not for makin sammiches
hit the floor and damage it
heavy like an anvil
halfblack hispanic chick
busy like an ant hill
she in da club like DUM DUM DUM DUM
I see dat butt like DUM DA DUM DUM DUM
I GOT CROUTONS FROM GROUPON AND A FEW SONGS FOR YOU ON THIS
ALBUM. "THANK YOU!" YOU'RE WELLCOME . JUST DROP IT LIKE YOU FELL DOWN!!
When this hits the stores this shit would sell out.
Bang diss at a party and proceed to watch the booties bounce
Bang this at your parents house
make em get the carrots house.
Chop it up Season it
PUT IT ON A SALAD
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You got stupid on your face
go wipe it off
man you look really dumb
Ha ha ha ha
The name is J Nix
And I'm bored of the dicks
Got wise to their tricks
So their plans I deep six
I kill
Out in Wrigleyville
With my skill drop a bill
Watch this dude pop a pill
No fear I got craft beer
enjoy like a Floyd
while you try to go to bed
with Dogfish Head
by the stroke of two
you'll wish you were dead
Thin redhead fled
You're a pony I'm a thoroughbred
Smiling,
girlfriend's lying,
"He's never like this!!!1!"
bite tongue, hold the diss
She's leaning toward the door
while your ass is on the floor
and you could call her a whore
but that would be poor… judgement
You're out of yr element
so repent,
fix the dent
in the side of your brain
that retains your name.
Less consumption,
remember how to function
=================
you got real drunk AND
and fell asleep AND THEN
then you threw up GROSS
it kinda reeked BADLY
conscious your not (BUT YOU'RE)
sprawled on my couch (SO I)
I grabbed my marker
and drew wieners on your mouth
ink blacker than Roker. must be from Markham
I'mma crazy joker MAN.. send me to Arkham
I regret lettin you stay and Want your keester out my place
To expedite it I decided I did write it on your face
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8. |
SCARLETT JOHANSSON
02:26
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Oh no I think her eyes are following me...
But i'm too nervous to observe this situation realistically
I played with dolls until I was 9 and I turned out fine.
Yo I wanna be your hubby
So bad my hearts popping a chubby
Why don't you love me? probably cause you've never heard of me.
These starlets and harlots will never know my name until this art gets me paid further than parsecs they say
They're heartless in silver screens and perverted scenes that scream,
"Stutterbot just come to me," like some disease worthy of encompassing everything
Their social status and past filmography means to fanfreaks and prepubescent teens.
I dream I dream of scarlett's arms set on my chest with sweat
no debt paid when sheets swayed police say, one more charge of
stalking the girl in (possibly "from") Lost in Translation
then its 3 years in jail and about 2 years probation
It's fine, she'll be mine. No need to freakin' stress
I know in her mind, love for me grows
She just doesn't know me yet
I know it's just a still shot but
My eyes are still in shock
Love is corny and this pic is cropped
Even my love life is photoshopped
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WIFE YOU
01:27
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You're better than cheddar cheese
You got me down one knee
Sweeter than apple juice
I wanna make a baby in you
I love you. Marry me. You make the world seem alive.
You and me forever. Just let me Wife You.
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10. |
BIGGIDDY BOZZA RIZZOM
02:29
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This shit is the Biggiddy Bozza Rizzom
THE SOOPER SWAG PROJECT IS
cooler than the shit you put your lunch in on a picnic
veterinarian librarian smartest bitch and the sickest
ladies laughin like they ticklish Lansing punk i'm City vicious
pistol whipping sex machine hair drippin in afro sheen
i'm al greene on the scene and it goes
ACTION! CUT!
buh buh buh buh
buh buh buh buh
baby shake your butt
my swerp will take you higher
i'm bout to get my creed on
snow banks get get in the way and get skeet on
Don't Bring your girl around,
I might impress her. I might undress her
My height arrests her, She might like pleasure.
but night lights never. Spend nights together.
See girls like poets. Girls like swaggers.
I'm the former and latter. A performer they're after.
So they swarm and I capture, rapture girls casper and vanish.
Into thin air. Biggiddy bozza rizzom. Your girl disappear
biggiddy bitch i hit the kitty and split bye
infiniti swish by your eyes see you later baby
ladiesssss why you tryna fuck me lately
80 reasons. one word: luscious, basically
take a seat bitch, or i'll take your g6
to 7/11 get some pop rocks and p stix
im p retty, got the b litty? hold up.
i be smokin on soda, huh?
This shit is the Biggiddy Bozza Rizzom
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11. |
MUMBLE
02:43
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Yo i tried to keep my cool come over and talk to you
but all that came out was
when you were sitting on my bed. i konw what should be said
but all that came out was
I dream of kissing on your heels and telling you how i feel
but all that came out was
I wanna pour you up a drink and tell you just what i think
but all that came out was
I wish you could read my mind
it'd save us both a lot of time and embarrassment
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12. |
SHOW & TELL (Skit)
01:08
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13. |
BOOTY CHEESE
02:11
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Oh my gosh. I cant go to sleep
cause all i dream about is ooey gooey booty cheese
every time I close my
every time I close my eyes I picture
dairy squares on derrieres
I cant even breath
Hyperventilating mozzarella cottage cheese
(truth) True (love) Luv isn't for with cheese for a heart
Ooh extra cheese! She got me to my knees with that pizza booty.
Shorty got that pizza booty.
Shorty got all that cheese.
ooey gooey slimey chewy
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DUMPSTER DIVE
01:31
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When you're poor and cheap
and you want nothing more than a
snack to eat
then you get on your feet and head down
to the store
and dumpster dive for bagels
When you're sad and broke
and you want nothing more than a
stack of toast
then you put on your coat and
go head to the nearest bakery in your neighborHOOD
in the back of a dunkin donut parking lot
hoping to not see a skunk rat or ocelot
torso deep in rye and wheat
english muffins on your feet
think you hear someone so stop and hide it'
covered in goop you continue cause you hope
to find some food like a muffin or a loaf
anything will do
i just need some carbohydrates
When you're poor and cheap
and you want nothing more than a
snack to eat
then you get on your feet and head down
to the store
and dumpster dive for bagels
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Hunchback I open up my mac book pro
pop up says to update and i just click no
Oh my Josh Watkins Where'd the time go?
Yo I wanna see some memes with some sub-par jokes
Open up Mozilla and fulfill my wildest dreams
Don't ever reveal it, I delete my history
4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon thats all I'm on is
4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon
Occasionally I change the page to see if something cool is up on Facebook
There never is, I close the tab and I go back to being on
4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon thats all I'm on is
4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon
Occasionally I change the page to see if something cool is in my inbox
There never is, I close the tab and I go back to being on
Someone please kill me!
My carpal tunnel's building and my eyes are slowly wilting away
I'm in the butthole of the internet
Please please please
Don't Ever Go If You Ain't Been There Yet
I Can Haz a Cheezburger
ROFLCOPTER Condisending Willy Wonka Bieber post
Trolling to the uttermost
Nyan Cat Philosaraptor Rage guy sneers
Xibit pimpin shit and Boromir exhibits fear
DONT MESS WITH FOOTBALL
4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon thats all I'm on is
4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon
Occasionally I change the page to see if something cool is up on Facebook
There never is, I close the tab and I go back to being on
4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon thats all I'm on is
4chan Reddit and StumbleUpon
Occasionally I change the page to see if something cool is in my inbox
There never is, I close the tab and I go back to being on
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SKANKATRON
03:05
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LOL
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17. |
ART SCHOOL CRUSH
03:23
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I love a girl who doesn't care for me
I'll still tell the world that we were meant to be
maybe I'll get into art forms and things you give a shit about
then run on up to your dorm so I can tell you all about
just How you make my heart warm every time I sit around
i smile 'cause you're alive
you're too busy reading blogs up on the interwebz
editing your zine and smoking shitty cigarettes
you can keep pretending that you never think of me but
that's just a lie
maybe I'll get into art forms and things you give a shit about
then run on up to your dorm so I can tell you all about
just How you make my heart warm every time I sit around
i smile 'cause you're alive
And you might be reluctant up until you figure out
that I'm nothing but love sick I know that you'll come around
and see that i'm the one kid that you want to be around
to light up your life
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SPORK
02:33
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I've spent late afternoons
Chasing after spoons. Chasing after spoons
Picture perfect leave you hurt
by dipping much too soon, by dipping much too soon
Is there enough cutlary for you to choose from?
too much spoon
not enough fork
i'm sick of being mistreated by slutty cutlery
i think one cut was just enough one cut was just for me
Saute my heart on the floor
and scoop it up with a spork
Find a spork to hold on to,
A spork to hold on to
Then you'll never let her go when its the girl that you want
Find a spork to hold on to,
A spork to hold on to
Then you'll never let her go if its the girl that you want
Everyone is looking for someone to hold on to.
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NO SAUCE
02:09
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She gotta booty like a jet. It go real fast!
She gotta booty like Nascar. It go real far!
She eats lots of rice and beans but
Her momma booty look like lean cuisine with no sauce
pour it on and drown out all the flavor
freezer bag. break dat ass in half to save for later
bring it to me on a party platter fried and battered
no sauce.
Your booty reminds me of my breakfast
I had waffle crisps and sausages all blended in a cup
and I drank it like a smoothie in the sun
I know that you will visit me
Flying with those booty cheeks
Motorized, I cant believe my eyes
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20. |
5EVER
04:54
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You and me forever living side by side
We'll get old and grey and eventually rot away.
You and me forever living side by side
We'll get old and grey and eventually die.
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